Trust the biased mainstream media to get it so badly wrong! Bloody typical. Earlier this week you might have seen footage of José Mourinho and Paul Pogba having a frosty exchange as Manchester United prepared to train after their shock Milk Cup defeat to Derby County. Or at least that’s what you thought you saw. It’s what they want you to think, get it? All part of the narrative, right? But luckily for you, you’ve come to one of the only independent outlets in the world. There’s no fooling The Fiver. A row? A falling out? Behave. Come on, we all know what really happened. Mourinho was congratulating Pogba on becoming the most popular athlete on Instachat and asking the midfielder how to get more likes on social media disgraces.