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Really, this space should be blank. It’s August the 5th, the World Cup is barely cold, the major Test series of the summer has only just started, the sun is on fire, the sound of children playing fills the air and blatantly we’ve all got better things to do.
Have we eck as like! Football is back, in all its awful glory! Behold!